AJK to daddy: Hola, papa! Dad, what did I just say to you?
Alan: Hi, Daddy.
AJK: Ha ha ha ha! Nope! I just said, "Hi, potato!!" Ha ha ha ha! If I wanted to say "Hi, Daddy," I would have said "Hola, Papa'!" You have to say the "ah" like it's angry. Ha ha ha ha ha! I called you a potato! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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We went apple picking this weekend. Much fun! But this is only background info. Please read on...
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Eva...quiet as a mouse. Too quiet, actually. Too quiet for too long. Apples...there are bags of them in my dining room. Now there are six of them, all lined up neatly on the dining room floor, all with ONE BIG BITE out of each apple. Nice, Eva, very nice!
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NCK made a sword the other day, elaborately crafted out of cardboard tubes. Now I quote: This is my sword of the Spirit. I'm the knight with the sword of the Spirit, and I'm going to make sure everyone believes in God. If they don't, I'll KILL them!
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Oh boy.